Shiny Umbrella

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob

1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with

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(shini muff )

A stinky jewish prostitute.

hitler fucked all the (shini muff )s and killed them

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shiny nickel

What you can trade to a moron for anything in the world. Note: Use this method ONLY on morons and idiots! Otherwise, you won't enjoy what you get in return.

Example one: "I gave her a shiny nickel, and she gave me a blowjob!"

Example two: "I gave him a shiny nickel, and he gave me a 20 dollar bill!"

Example three: "I gave him a shiny nickel asking for a 20 dollar bill, and he gave me a blowjob in return. What the hell?"

Example four: "I gave her a shiny nickel asking for a blowjob, and she gave me a kick to the balls. I hope I can still have kids."

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Shiny Metal Boxes

Fuck you Urban dictionary

Here's shiny metal boxes for you urban dictionary; go fuck yourself, you piece of goddam motherfucking shit fuck you, fuck you, go to hell, fuck you, fuck your whole goddam motherfucking life

Shiny Toy Guns

Shiny Toy Guns is an indie/electronica/rock band that originated from Oklahoma. The members are:

Gregori Chad Petree
Jeremy Dawson
Mikey Martin
Sisely Treasure

In August 2008, Sisely Treasure replaced Carah Faye Charnow as the female singer of the group.

They have released two albums - 'We Are Pilots' and 'Seasons of Poison'. They have also had seven singles.

Shiny Toy Guns is an amazing band that mixes both a female and male singer, as well as hypnotizing techno beats and electrifying lyrics to create some of the best songs you will ever hear.

One of my favorite songs from Shiny Toy Guns is 'Chemistry of a Car Crash'.

You're waking up
A part of me i've never known
And i've never felt
So invincible
What took you so far away?

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Shiny Thing

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.

1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.

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Shiny toy guns

The greatest band on the face of the fricken universe. Get overr it bitchess.

Now hold on to mee pretty baby, if you want to fly
Shiny toy guns-Le disko.

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