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Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:
Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack
Kid: We're allowed to swear here?
Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8
Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.
She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
A way of telling someone to:
a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.
b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.
"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."
A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.
Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.
The act of taking a shit through your dick
Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.