chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.

Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."

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Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.

"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."

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The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).

I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.

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rod shocker

when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.

Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.

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Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.

I gave Betty a spock shocker

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C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.

Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.

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male shocker

the reverse female shocker - one in the dink and two in the stink (the pinky finger goes in the penis hole and the index and the middle finger penetrate the anus)

Danny was acting up at work so Rich hit him with a male shocker to smarten him up.

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