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A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.
She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty
A woman who is short and maybe a bit stout but still has a attractive figure and face.
Sorry, I don't think those tall jeans will work for me, I am just a Shorty JJ.
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To give birth to a child.
Mike: "Hey did you hear that Keri is about to drop a shorty?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"
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When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".
Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.
Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
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An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.
I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.
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Shortie is a short animator whos animations are getting better by the day, he ate an old smelly banana once and that made him insane. Shortie is a epic gamer friend who loves to talk and make a conversation.
Shortie made a new upload. Look how much better he is getting at his animation! Shortie Animator