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A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.
She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty
A woman who is short and maybe a bit stout but still has a attractive figure and face.
Sorry, I don't think those tall jeans will work for me, I am just a Shorty JJ.
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To give birth to a child.
Mike: "Hey did you hear that Keri is about to drop a shorty?"
Brian: "No! That minx. Who's the Baby Daddy?"
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When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".
Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.
Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.
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An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.
I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.
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It means to get on your knees and give the guy head
Are you a shortie walker .
When driving on a two lane road, where both lanes are going in the same direction, and you are stuck behind two cars going the same speed, and you cannot get past.
Sometimes also known as shawty dog or shawty dawg or shorty dawg
I'm being shorty dogged and it's triggering my road rage!!