sing into the mic

The act of performing a blowjob. Typically used to describe a gay man.

I saw you marching in a gay pride parade yesterday...I didn't know you sing into the mic!

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singing in the rain

When a group of three to five individuals jump someone, knock them down, and proceed to violently kick them in the ribs and face repeatedly (usually with steel-toed or reinforced toe boots). Usually done while belting out lines from the popular song, "Singing In The Rain". Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film A Clockwork Orange.

Let's take down Jake tonight. That motherfucker, we'll be singing in the rain over his ass!

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Chin singing

A hilarious internet phenomenon where you draw on the basic features of a face on your chin, lie upside down, and record yourself miming a song with the camera zoomed up on your mouth. It should look like a weird, Jabba the hut-esque creature with giant lips singing.

She was chin singing again last night...

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Facebook sing

Writing a post of a songs lyrics on your page. Or having someone do the lyrics with you like a duet.

Dude, we should Facebook sing lighters. I'll do eminen's part, you do the other dude's part and I'll get someone else to do Bruno mars's part. Let's do it on Ashley's page.

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singing in the rain

activities that occur under a waterfall of urine or any other body fluids

last night i was singing in the rain with bill

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mumble singing

Where someone doesn't use there voice to actually sing. Basically just a slow mumbling quite song.

Golly, it sucks that some songs are "mumble singing" these days.

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Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.

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