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A person who has self control in their food consumption and is therefore at a healthy body weight
'I hate sitting next to a straight sized person on the bus, they take up half of my second seat'
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Something well good. Doesn't refer to physical size but rather the big amount of joy something brings.
This tune is king size!
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When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.
Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.
Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."
Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"
Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."
-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.
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1) Any cup, mug, container, or carrying device that can satisfy the needs of a man.
2) Referring to the size of a cup of coffee that is 20 ounces or more.
3) Any sized carrying instrument with the intended purpose of fulfilling a man.
4) Any long and skinny shaped thing that is 23 inches long.
5) The size of an axe, truck, or Empire State Building.
6) Refers to the size of man problems
1) That sure is a man-sized tupperware container
2) "One man-sized, weak, skinny, vanilla latte, with extra foam and 4 sweetners please" "Here's your bucket sir!"
3) That woman is man-sized.
4) Wow, that foot-long isn't quite man-sized.
5) That spade is almost man-sized
6) "my hands are weak" "that sure is a man-sized problem you have there!"
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Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
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another word for a short person
emily(a short person): hey whats up??
michael(tall person): nothin much. guess what?
emily: what?
michael: your fun sized!
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Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
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