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When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, her up and down motions resemble a skier using ski poles
Hey did u guys get a piece or what?
Yeah she ski poled us but nothin else
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The mother of a family who skis. She drives around in an Escalade and is often from Mass, New York, Jersey, or Connecticut. She puts many bumper stickers for vermont resorts she has never even heard of. She occasionally joins the dad and kids on their weekend trips, and when she does, she takes a couple runs on groomers then sits in the lodge all day sipping cocoa in front of a fireplace while holding a table for eight, even though others are desperately looking for seats. On the lift, she brags about certain runs that she in fact didn't do. She will then brag about her children's ski "achievements" and claim that she is a local. When she gets back home to jersey she brags to all her lady friends about her ski "abilities". Like a ski dad, also very rude and inconsiderate to others on the mountain.
On gondola at Stowe
Ski mom: Hourglass was sweet! Maybe I will do it again...
Other person on lift: Oh really? I want to head up there but I don't want to go in the backcountry alone, wanna come with me?
Ski mom: Oh, uhhh...I meant it was sweet when I did it last year but I tore my ACL a few days after so now I can only ski blues. Sorry...
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When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.
Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.
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The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..
She was cock skiing the both of us..
To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great
Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits
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Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".
Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.
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1.) v. The act of snorting cocaine.
2.) v. The sexual position in which a woman stimulates two men simultaneously, one penis in either hand.
1.) The friends left to go skiing in the Yayo Mountains over the weekend.
2.) At keg parties, she would often go skiing with the guys beside her on the couch.
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