Skip to the end

First used in the Brittish TV show Spaced.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.

Daisy: Dear Tim - Please forgive the letter; I'm feeling a bit confused. Everything seems to have changed recently. We all seem to be drifting apart like leaves from once-green oak -
Tim: Skip to the end.

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Skip this noise

A slang term used to express an unwillingness to do something.

Also; Skip that noise, Skip your noise, Skip their noise, etc.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Stephenie Meyer is coming to sign books! Wanna go see her with me?

Person 2: Skip that noise! What are you, a faggot?

-OR-

Party Host: Who wants to play Scategories!?

Party Goer: Skip this noise, lets go to a bar.

Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.

I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.

porn-skip

The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.

I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.

skip-free

An album put out by a musician that one is able to listen to all the way through without changing the song.

I really only like to buy CD's that I heard are skip-free.

skip face

Light hearted joke insult. meaning some who has a face that resembles the contents of a skip.

Hello skip face how are you today?

swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"