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When u fuck ur girl so hard se shits in her ass and den u take salt and put it in her buttox
I want you to slopy slappy butixcake
The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.
Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.
When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.
One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite
Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women
"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"
Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.
(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)
I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”
Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”
Someone who cheers for a team when they have no reason or affiliation to the team whatsoever.
Dude, I'm the Cowboys biggest fan!
I thought you were from North Carolina?!
I am.
You're a slappy!