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When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.
Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?
Slang for a specific type of doctor appointment for women.
I wish I could meet you for coffee, unfortunately I have to meet my doctor and pap my smear.
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The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.
Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.
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A bowel movement that leaves considerable feces stains on the toilet bowl. Specifically one so repulsive that others will not want to use the toilet afterwards.
Dude, I'm just gonna piss in your laundry tub. Jeff ran a nasty smear campaign on your toilet and I can't stand to look at it.
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the act of someone deficating on their partner's chest while dancing in an egyptian manner followed by smearing it all over the abdomen
She gave me an Egyptian Smear Daddy
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the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.
This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?
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While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
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