Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

Snack Den

An official 'Snack Den' compromises of two sofas pushed together to create a bed like space. Once a snack den is created it must be occupied for a minimum of 6 hours with users bringing a constant supply of snacks and dressed in nothing smarter than tracksuit bottoms and old jumpers. The first rule of the snack den is that no one can enter the snack den without snacks.

'Lib, I'm so hungover, lets get in the snack den'
'Not before we go spend our student loans on snacks'

Snack Sheet

A flat bed sheet that a lazy, couch potato-type person spreads out on his or her sofa to protect the upholstery from little piles of foods (especially from Fourth Meal) that he or she keeps at hand. Using a snack sheet saves the effort of washing dishes and bowls. Oftentimes, the person (or people) utilizing the snack sheet will do so unclothed. In this case, the snack sheet can further protect the couch upholstery from skin oils and other body soils. Also: a metonymy for sloth and gluttony

They never leave the house on a weekend. They just stay home, watching Lifetime and eating Ritz crackers on their snack sheet.

snack tray

The upper- front of a woman's chest, especially including her breast area, that is always a likely catch-all for food or beverage spillage when eating and drinking.

Elsa: Darn---I just dropped pizza all over my snack tray on this white blouse!

You: Better get a wad of paper towels and mop up, girl.

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Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.

Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

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godzilla snack

well because in all the old godzilla movies he eats asian people. this is a reference to an asian person, usually japanese

I swear those godzilla snacks can't drive even if their life depended on it.

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smacked snack

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.

"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"

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