A mother who lives too far away from her children to be there everyday, but, maintains a parenting relationship via the app Snapchat.
"My kids still stress me out from 1500 miles away, because I'm a Snapchat Mom: a Mother who parents the best she can via Snapchat"
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when a girl puts you on her private story and only posts nudes
Girl: hmu to be added to my snapchat premium
Boy: add me π€€π€€π€€π€€
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a picture of a very small, and crusty dick
That dick was as small as Draymond snapchat.
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When a friend (typically female) rants to you (typically male) about their problems on Snapchat, and expects you to fix their problems.
Dan: Why does Ashley keep messaging you?
Andrew: She thinks I can fix her problems for her. I'm tired of all these girls asking me for Snapchat counseling.
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Completely useless
Person A-βHi I want to waste a lot of money!β
Person B-β Dude you should totally buy those Snapchat spectaclesβ
Person A- β Um whyβ
Person B-β Bc Snapchat made them and they cost moneyβ
Person A-βWow your so smartβ
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β’When someone opens your snapchat and doesn't reply so you assume they are banging someone
β’Someone who has different people in their best friends list everyday
"I snapchatted Jessie 4 times and she didn't reply to any of them"
"Wow, what a snapchat whore... She's probably banging some guy"
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"I'm not one of Faith's best friends on snapchat anymore... She actually has three different best friends"
"She did that to me yesterday, what a snapchat whore"
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A friend that you have on Snapchat that you never personally send snaps to, but you expect him/her to view your story.
"I can always rely on insert name to read my watch my Snapchat story. We're not really close friends, though, so I never send him/her my snaps. He/she is just one of my Snapchat-bitches.
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