Screen Snorting: The act of receiving a snap (only from my gorgeous queen of a woman Amilia) and finding the sender (once again my sexy ass mf Amilia) to be so god damn fine that you must take a hit of the screen, a snort of you will. So you cock ur head back and rail that line of pure gorgeousness.
Girl (Amilia): *sends snap*
Dude: *screen-snorting immediately*
a small sound made by a woman when a man accidentally inserts his pen15 into her booty hole
Hayley K: omg last night he put it in my butt!
Beth: did you snort gasp???
Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.
Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!
Eating tacos through one's nose
He won a taco snorting competition
Laughing when drinking soda and shooting it out your nose, and the burning to follow is like hell fire in your nostrils
I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting
Snort snack is were you snort a furit snack/swallow things through your nose