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The 10 Commandants for Southern Belles
1.Never cuss in front of your Mamma or your mammy.
2.Your daddy (and Rhett Butler) is always the perfect man.
3.Never wear white after Labor Day or before Easter.
4.Never try to pass faux pearls for real ones at any special event. (especially your debut)
5.Always say yes mama and yes sir. No matter who you are talking to.
6.Never go out without "putting your face on" because you never know who you will see
7.Never pretend to be drunker than you really are.
8.Never smoke at a country club, on the street, or anywhere besides your house or at a very close friend's house
9.Never forgive yankees. (just remember you could be Scarlet O Hara if they had not have won the war)
10.NEVER accept the defeat by the enemy
Southern Belles are god's gift to earth.
Southern Belles Always...
drink sweet tea
Watch Steel Magnolias
Read Gone with the Wind
Hate Yankess!!!
Examples of Southern Belles are... Scarlet O'Hara, Melanie Wilks, All the women in Steel Magnolias and Yaya Sisterhood. and most true Saint Marys girls.
always remember...
WWMD- What Would Melanie Do
WWSD- What Would Scarlet Do
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the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly
flanagan just got a southern blumpkin! the kid busted a nut on _______ while taking a dip shit!
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where the real south begins a place where people don't try to hide there country accent and accept where they from and proud of it.
southern virginia the real south
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When two fat chicks are scissoring on a rotating bed, and they pour maple syrup on eachother
Oh man! i think those to fat chicks are doing the southern tornado
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from the movie "Teeth", it means a girl who has teeth in her private parts
josh: damn dude, i loved that girl til i saw she had a southern smile
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The southern Guido- (adj)- generally a male born in the south. This "gentlemen" drives a truck with stickers such as "salt life" or "costa" and the truck is quite often lifted or equipped with all terrain tires. This gent..leman loves to dress in a polo or Lacoste shirt, khakis and either boat shoes or air maxes. (Guy Harvey shirt and shorts atleast one inch above the knee is needed in casual situations) They always have a pair of sunglasses around thier neck be it day or night and will most likely have hair which will cover the forehead and ears. Hats will bear a college football team or will be a visor bearing "Afco." Some frequent the gym and definatly " can kick anyones ass" even if the opponent is double their size. Packs of southern guidos will infest one bar and "own" the bar. This "southern guido owned" bar is now equivalent to a high school reunion of southern guidos. They love to drink cheap beer in large quantity or cheap whiskey. This young man usually smokes marlboro lights or dips either grizzy or skoal wintergreen. He may or may not smoke marijuana and may or may not take xanax bars. He is a die hard football fan of whichever college team is biggest in his particular state, and hates anything but S.E.C. football. Any sport besides football or baseball is viewed negativelly and thought of as "pussy shit." They hate all northeners, especially northern guidos, but still watch " jersey shore", solely for the reason of making fun of the show.
Kid 1: Man, that bar was full of southern guidos.
Kid 2: I know did you see how they all started trying to fight me because I looked in their general direction?
Kid 1: Yeah, probably because your shirt says Nautica instead of Polo.
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A derogatory term for a black person. It is in the same league as "Nigger" and "Rope Tightener"
That guy there is a damn Southern Windchime
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