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A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.
Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.
(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.
Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer
spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out
1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.
2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration
1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."
2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."
The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".
1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"
2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate
justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked