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In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.
I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.
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much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!
She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
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The guy who said shot in the head is correct.
It's when someone's brain splatter, ie as in you can see fragments on the floor.
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Split Up is a New Slang Word for Mad, angry, ticked off, pissed, swole, etc.
I was so split up about that test I failed yesterday!
Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!
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A vagina.
Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day.
You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.
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1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...
2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
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Something girls constantly bitch about.
OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!
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