The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck
"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"
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a giant clump of splooge that has dried up on some one's face
Hey man I splooge nuggeted someones face while they were sleeping.
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When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
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When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge
When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.
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The activity of pulling out and ejaculating on a girl's face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.
She had enough change for the vending machine after I gave her the 'ole Splooge McDuck
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A rag used for cleaning splooge off of oneself. Sometimes guys may splooge directly into the splooge rag to make clean up easier.
I keep my splooge rag under my bed so it's always there when I need to clean splooge off myself.
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The act of ejaculating onto someone.
Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.
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