square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

fair and square

Justly, precisely, or in an honest way and without any doubt.

We won the game fair and square.
She hit me fair and square on the nose.

Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

Hip to Be Square

The undisputed masterpiece of Huey Lewis and the News. A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, but it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

"Hip to Be Square" reached number three as a single.

Square Tire

Motorcyclist that never gets off interstates or major state or Federal highways. Complains loudly to fellow bikers if any side trip is proposed or considered. Usually a novice biker that will end the hobby soon. Very unpleasant to ride with.

The pack finally realized that Kyle was a "square tire" and told him they would meet back up with him in the Davenport/Moline area

irony squared

Irony as an external attribute; beyond the qualities of an implicit component. Irony as a subjectively-applied attribute of an object which ALREADY contains internal ironic components. Irony that falls outside of the bounds of postmodernism. Postmodernists call it post-irony and ascribe it primarily to post-postmodernism; although much of post-irony arcs farther, into hypermodernism. Includes ironic nihilism, ideal ironicism (aesthetic), and ironic identity (racial; collective conciousness). Popular in the alt-right messaging approach

A number of late 90’s postmodern academics considered second-degree existential irony to be a boundary of postmodernism rather than external to postmodernism itself; however this analysis did not take into account the unique attributes of nihilism as compared to existentialism as a whole

Ironic nihilism is an example of irony squared because nihilism itself already contains implicit irony.

Square wave

A wave that is square shaped.

Wanna go swim in the waves?
You mean do u want to go in the square waves.