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A sexual position in which the male is in a squatting position and the girl is mounted in his lap facing towards him. The male then proceeds to squat and hop around with her in his lap.
My friend busted in the room doing the african squat with his girl last night.
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A korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, as game keepers.
I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.
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The act of a man positioning himself so that while a woman(or man) is in doggy position on the floor, or on the bed, he can be at the same elevation as her and having enough leverage to make sure both parties ejaculate. This results in a position that looks somewhat like shitting in the woods.
Did you see that porno I was watching?
Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.
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a game played by students at recess, mainly 8th graders, in which you kick a ball and scream loudly. This name has no vulgar meaning and is looked down upon by most teachers. This game is highly educational because of the bonus round in which the players must answer rapid math problems.
Jelly squat is a fun and great game i hope we can play it again.
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The art of wanking with your hand under your leg while standing in the squat position. So it feels like a girl is doing it.
Paul: Clare, pull me off!
Clare: Just go have a squat wank!
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The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.
"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."
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there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.
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