Champ Squeeze

To squeeze hands like a champion; The act of clasping your hands and shifting them from the left side of your body to the right and back again in an act of personal celebration or in a moment of accomplishment; a physical body gesture that says "Bravo!"; used a means of offering congraulations or "kudos" to another person.

Greg was seen giving a champ squeeze on the podium after placing first in the race.

squeezing business

taking a large shit.
out of your asshole.

dude i have the runs and i'm squeezing business!

Squeeze Fountain

A penis; usually one that's about to "erupt".

"She grabbed my Squeeze Fountain," and it shot everywhere.

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cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

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Hug Squeeze

A hug, with a side of Ass Grab

I think she/he just needs a Hug squeeze.

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Squeezing Pigeons

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

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Squeeze Cheese

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.

Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

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