stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

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squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

Squish A Bish Day

If you have a friend/enemy that’s a real bish, it’s your lucky day to squish them! Mark your calendar; November 24!

Jim: “have you seen Jonah today?”
John: “no why?”
Jim: “it’s national squish a bish day!”

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

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squished fish patty on a bun

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

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