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When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."
Dude, he wanted to do anal with me and since he's SOOOO hot, I think he's starfish-worthy.
noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.
DUDE: How'd it go last night?
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
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1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way
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The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!
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