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A female orgasm resulting in temporary paralysis of 1 or more Labia
I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a pussy stroke
Girl, I'm so stressed out...I gave myself a pussy stroke
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A guy who goes from dealership to dealership asking for your" best price". Will drive to the end of the fucking planet to save 50 bucks. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Time is worth nothing to this fag.
That guy has been to 50 saab dealers, what a fucking car stroke!
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Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.
Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!
Noun. A common occurrence among aging rock stars who have consumed copious amounts of cocaine, eventually contributing to a stroke.
See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Adler, Eddie Money, Bobby Brown
Look at Eddie Money's bottom lip! He must've had a coke stroke.
Ozzy doesn't speak as coherently since the coke stroke.
An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.
Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"
Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"
Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
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To make a generalization about something.
Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
A person's sudden tendency to purposely and deliberately do something awkward, cringy, or weird (but not harmful) in front of other people (usually strangers or people they don't know well), with the intent of being amused or entertained by their followed reactions.
John: *Gives a thumbs up to a random stranger he knows he had never seen before, then chuckles at their weirded-face reaction*
Jake (John's friend): "Again with your Social Strokes dude! If you don't care about your social image I do jeez! Just stop it!"
John: "Ahahahahahah! Sorry dude I just had to see his reaction I don't know what happened to me XD"
Jake: "It's called a Social Stroke... You always have them... And always when I'M WITH YOU!"