Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.
Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….
stuart has a HUGE dick
someone"dude have you seen stuart?"
someone(1) "ya dude but i saw his dick first
A complete idiot and back stabbing self pleasurer. Likes to spread rumours and the biggest snowflake you will ever meet
Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.
Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!
Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
Hey Stu!
I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho
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The best minion to ever exist he is the most coolest out of the three minions
Who's you favorite minion
Stuart is the best.
A handsome man that not only knows his way around the kitchen but knows his way around in the sack. He’s quite handy with tools and can stack the dimes when welding. He has a swagger when walking due to his catch of the day trophy trouser trout.
I’d let that Stuart take me fishing without a lake any day.