suck a dick fred

It means your friend frederik should go suck a dick while getting it in the asshole by hes dad

Go suck a dick fred
Fred: No eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred:True....

suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.

Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD

suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

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what is sucking a dick

Sucking a dick consists of three or more head bobs , slight fondling of the balls, and tongue play. Cumshot is optional.

My friend asked me what is sucking a dick.

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Suck Daddy's Dick

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.

Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!

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suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

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sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

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