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Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.
(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,
Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
That moment when you have collected your luggage after getting off a plane, when you walk into the arrivals terminal, and people are waiting for thier friends, family etc. They stare at you profoundly and you feel like a celebrity.
'Hey Barry, whys everyone just staring at us?'
'Because your a suitcase celebrity!'
In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.
Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.
When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"
At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.
Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!
Sally is definitely a suitcase licker
Fred is a suitcase licking comie.
A way for women to code name their vaginas for concealing drugs at the drop of a dime.
Him: put that shit in here
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you