A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
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A suit that is worn by a super hero.
Hero - "Honey wheres my super suit!"
Wife - "I uh.. threw it away!"
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a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.
ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.
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The loungin' clothes worn when relaxing at home or in a dorm. Fapping may take place in these clothes.
Evan and Mike went to dinner and then came back to their apartment and chilled in their fap suits all night
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A day in which a group of friends and/or acquaintances dress in suits for a regular occasion, such as going to lunch at fast food joints or going to school on a day that is not special at all.
Ikeo: "Tomorrow is suit day"
John: "Shit, my only suit is at the cleaners until Friday!"
Ikeo: "We'll reschedule."
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A cruel manipulation of the english language.
"I have closets bigger than this Dorm Suite"
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A very skimpy, slutty dress, to the point where the girl's vagina or "diney" hangs out. Boobs must be popping out and barely cover the ass and diney.
In Vegas, there are plenty of girls that have their boobs and ass hanging out of their diney suits!
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