Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.
Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."
21π 4π
This is a typical HBCU dance. It envolves a large crowd, moving side to side, moving your arms downward; while the whole crowd simultaneously moves the same direction to the beat.
Student 1: G I just came from Spelman/Morehouse homecoming
Student 2: I heard it was LIT fam.
Student 3: Yes there swag surf was snatched!
Student 1: There the best out here man!
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In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.
This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.
Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).
This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.
Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
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Really? You need a definition?
I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.
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Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.
Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- Thatβs cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I donβt even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.
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to "titty fuck" a ass.
she wouldnt let me fuck her, but we bun surfed.
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Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.
May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.
Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
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