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A person who is acting like a total sarcastic jack ass to everyone
Shut up you Swedish bitch
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n: Sexual Position. Mans starts by laying flat on his back and raising his feet as if to point toward the ceiling. Man then lets his feet fall towards his face untill toes are pointed over his head & he is looking at his knees. Woman then points his penis straight up & sits down facing away on him like a chair. Woman sits up & down on him for as long as he lasts.
She wore me out with an exotic sex position called the Swedish Seat.
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An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.
E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
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This is when a female is driving a vehicle with a male in the passenger seat and she leans over to give oral sex to the male passenger while he grabs the wheel
"yah dude while me and Tracy were driving over here we had a little Swedish Sidecar action going on"
"Dude , next time Michelle drives .. BAMM!!! Swedish Sidecar time"
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when an uncircumcized male cums then puts the cum in the foreskin and slaps the bitch in the face with it.
jorge gave cindy a swedish enchilada last night.
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It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.
Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.
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When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
John and I gave this asian hooker a nice set of SWEDISH EARMUFFS the other day.
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