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1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Tammie's law.
the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim
mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate
A Tammie is similar to a Tammy, but more flamboyant in every way possible, with the addition of an extra wild side. She might be a little crazy from time to time, but it doesn't take much to fall for her. One of her few downsides is her self-confidence, which causes her to try to change herself, e.g. dye her hair. She most likely doesn't realize, but there aren't many girls that can compare to her.
Her wild side, which isn't very subtle, is a little strange when you first meet her. Despite her having a wild side, if she gives you the chance to get to know her, she will show you her extremely sweet and caring side.
Tammie's are intelligent, funny, crazy, and VERY pretty (and potentially musical too). And if you ever meet a Tammie, you probably won't regret getting to know her, as long as you treat her well. If you don't treat her or even her friends well, she will definitely let you know that you are being disrespectful (typically getting in your face and setting you straight). She is very protective of her friends despite her (slightly) innocent demeanor.
Finally, if you ever in a relationship with a Tammie, you will find out just how sweet and respectful she is. DO NOT give her up.
Friend 1: Is that Tammie?
Friend 2: Of course that's Tammie! Look how pretty and talkative she is!
A Tammie is similar to a Tammy, but more flamboyant in every way possible, with the addition of an extra wild side. She might be a little crazy from time to time, but it doesn't take much to fall for her. One of her few downsides is her self-confidence, which causes her to try to change herself, e.g. dye her hair. She most likely doesn't realize, but there aren't many girls that can compare to her.
Her wild side, which isn't very subtle, is a little strange when you first meet her. Despite her having a wild side, if she gives you the chance to get to know her, she will show you her extremely sweet and caring side.
Tammie's are intelligent, funny, crazy, and VERY pretty (and potentially musical too). And if you ever meet a Tammie, you probably won't regret getting to know her, as long as you treat her well. If you don't treat her or even her friends well, she will definitely let you know that you are being disrespectful (typically getting in your face and setting you straight). She is very protective of her friends despite her (slightly) innocent demeanor.
Finally, if you are ever in a relationship with a Tammie, you will find out just how sweet and respectful she is. DO NOT give her up.
Friend 1: Is that Tammie?
Friend 2: Of course that's Tammie! Look how pretty and talkative she is!
A girl who is really beautiful. A Josy Tammy likes to tell jokes and is one of the best friends you can have. She is clever and cool aswell. Many girls want to be like a Josy Tammy.
In a relationship she is really cuddly and likes to watch movies all the time. She is a fast-food-lover, but always stays skinny.
A Josy Tammy loves animals and her family. A Josy Tammy is a goddess and the perfect wife/girlfriend/mother/.
"Wow, look at her. She looks incredible, like a Josy Tammy."
When you get inordinately pissed off during a game of gun game in MW2 after being set back to the rocket launcher
Person 1: yo whys alex screaming in the vc
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
Queen tammy is a bad ass mother fucker and will always be there to protect what is hers. She takes in strays and feeds the homeless (her daughters bestf). She is the best person to ask for advice and party with. She is the type of person to post your bail and be there for u at all times. She is a bad bitch, don’t cross her unless u want to get smacked!!
Person1: omg is that queen tammy
Person2: oh shit the party just got here