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A Tattoo located somewhere on the body as to only been seen before/after having sexual intercourse.
"I finally banged Megan, I never knew she had a sex tattoo."
A date where a number of people ranging from 2 to infinity go and get a tattoo on a set date together.
"I'm so excited for my tattoo date with Susan! Maybe I'll even get laid."
A nipple tattoo is pretty self explanatory. It usually occurs at a party or when one is intoxicated, and this person, usually female, gets a tattoo on their nipple. The tattoo is usually of a flower or, when the tattooist is intoxicated, a smiley face. Some creative designs include a bicycle or even a ham being held by a dinosaur.
Dude 1: Hey were you at that rager last night?
Dude 2: Yea man it was awesome. I got laid and I got a nipple tattoo.
Dude 1: Oh sweet man! It looks like an owl.
The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.
After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.
The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!
This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.
the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.
I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.
The compass tattoo, typically with a longer arrow, represents a man’s homosexuality. If the long arrow is pointing up this means they are a “top” and if the arrow is pointing down it means they are a “bottom”.
“Have you seen that Dave’s arrow is pointing down on his compass tattoo? I always thought he would be a top not a bottom”