Tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

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tax man

1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector

Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.

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Tax clode

n: A variety of blusion where the accounts are grapolated providing advantages with dergents and patrants. Tax codes can not recieve guarded funds directly without an inoppolity certificate is also present.

My account is in a tax clode and I need the certificate of inoppolity for glarded funds

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property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

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orgasm tax

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

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Nigger Tax

1. The portion of federal taxes that are earmarked for niggers, more commonly referred to as welfare recipients.

Hey Mr. White, I am so sick and tired of the federal government consistantly raising the "nigger tax" why don't they just go out and get a job like the rest of us and stop relying on us humans to support them..... Because then Kramer they wouldnt be called niggers anymore... that is what niggers do... mooch off the humans...

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Nintendo tax

Nintendo tax is when a multi-platform video game is priced abnormally high on all platforms as a result of also being released on a Nintendo platform.

Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.

Bob: "This game is a straight port of a ten year old game! why is it so expensive??? "
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."

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