A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
A Faggot that talks trash over xbox live and listens to dubstep. These are also known as outcasts of society. Usually found in call of duty.
John: Yo dude, who's that fatass kid talking trash in call of duty?
Billy: i have no idea, but hes a total Techno Faggot
In organic object merged with technology
Oh shit that kid is mad techno-organic with his ipod.
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The replacement of classic greek and roman myths with modern - new age ones
(Defined in Michael Crichton's THE LOST WORLD)
These are all examples of a techno myth.
1. An alien is living at a hangar at Wright - Patterson Air Force Base.
2. Somebody invented a carburetor that gets 150mpg but the automobile company bought the patent and is sitting on it
3. Russians trained children in ESP at a secret base in Siberia and there kids can kill people anywhere in the world with thier thoughts
4. The lines in Nazca, Peru are an alien spaceport
5. The CIA released the AIDS virus to kill homosexuals
6. That Nikola Tesla discovered an incredible energy source, but all his notes are lost.
7. That in Istanbul there's a tenth-century drawing that shows the earth from space.
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Screamin' TB303 (type of synthesister) techno music. Geezer, Liberator and DAVE the drummer are examples of the more well known London DJ's. Pounding beat and straight to the point. Large underground scene in London squats.
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Hot techno beats straight out of the oven. So tasty you just want to take a bite, but still too hot to eat.
1. As the band began to play, Josh got up to dance because it was techno biscuits.
2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.
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Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.
That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.
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