tell me a joke

you

how bout you tell me a joke you bastard

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Tell em naegi

A thing byakuya says in danganronpa thh

Tell em naegi

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i'm telling mom

The three scariest words of your childhood. Almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you.

Me: *hits brother*
Brother: I'm telling Mom!
Me: No, please, I'm sorry! I'll give you all my Starburst if you don't tell.
Brother: Fine.

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tell it to me fresh

Tell it like it is, give me the honest truth, or tell me the whole story just how it happened

"Dude, I have this crazy story to tell you about what happened to me today."
"Tell it to me fresh!"

You tell 'em

Something you say to a thing when they're barking

"Dog barks"

"You tell 'em!"

show-n-tell

When scumbags who ride the Baltimore MTA decide to show off their hardward; exchanging guns in an attempt to intimidate the other passengers. The participants will often eye-up the other passengers while smiling and sneering at them with the occasional, "what the fuck you look'n at motherfucker"

I was so scared after show-n-tell, that I had to go piss behind the woods in the parking lot after I got of the train.

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kiss n tell

To make out with someone and then go tell all your friends about it.

After we've made out, dont kiss n tell, okay?

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