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Dressed for a formal event in jeans and a denim shirt/jacket.
Look at Bob, he broke out the Tennessee tuxedo for his daughters wedding.
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A Tennessee hillbilly who comes down from the mountain trying to get laid, fails in his efforts, and scurries back to the mountains.
Dude, that Tennessee comet tried like hell to bang that toothless girl, but struck out. He left the building so fast you would have thought he stole something.
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When a woman gives a blowjob with a mouth full of moonshine and cum.
She had a mouth full of moonshine than Warren blasted cum in Katrina mouth as she swallow. She than asked how did you enjoy your Tennessee Blowjob..
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Upon climax, a young man with the sniffles pulls out and goes down head first on his lady from the back side flaring his nostrils in between her cheeks sneezing any loose flem inside her butt hole.
That Tennessee Blowndown was unforgettable...I was shitting out snot for weeks!
Greg had a sinus infection when he was having sex with Gina. He asked, "No tissues? Why not a Tennessee Blowdown?"
GINT CRANKED DEWD! -greg
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your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader
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A PLACE FAR MORE GUTTER THAN ANTIOCH.THE TRUE TRENCHES OF SOUTH NASHVILLE.A WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD BASED ON SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.A VERY WELL ORGANIZED ENVIRONMENT.PREDOMINATELY RAN BY WHITES AND LATINOS.FROM THE FAIRGROUNDS TO HARDING PLACE.
THE SNOBBY ASS PEOPLE ASKED LARRY, WAS HE FROM "WOODBINE TENNESSEE",AND HE REPLIED "FUCK YEAH IM FROM WOODBINE BITCH" AND THEN HE SPIT ON THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GET THE FUCK ON DOWN THE ROAD.
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During a threesome, the man puts his balls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. This results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the balls, which can't escape the mouth because of the teeth. The sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and horny it's fuckin awesome. Also makes great pictures.
Matt was so drunk and horny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a Tennessee Kisser... but I don't know if that's why he didn't show up to work today Boss.
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