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Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!

Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.

by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022


Tesla Tobaccy

Vape juice

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.

by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021


Tesla Sumner

The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑

Tesla Sumner is perfect and she’s is Matthew’s.

by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021