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A girl small enough to spin like a dreidel in a guy's lap. Patty Stanger likes spinners.
Put that Jewish spinner in my lap... so I can tap that!
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Driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.
#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"
#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"
#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."
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The U.S. Coast Guard.
Etymology: World War II era military slang
If your hair is wavy,
Come and join the Jewish Navy,
Fight fight fight
For Palestine!
-- World War II-era U.S. Navy ditty
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This word refers to the Jewish kid that always ruins Christmas for all the nice Catholic kids by telling them Santa isn't real in 1st grade
-What the fuck, John is such a jewish spoiler he ruined Christmas for my 8 year old brother
-What a dick
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A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.
Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
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The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."
"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"
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When someone is looking through a vending machine for money
Hey did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine.
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