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To lie
Her: “I though you said you’d pull out?!”
Him: “I trumped and dumped “
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A gay old man who is going senile, having his brain turned into a potato, hands so small that when he tries to spell coverage, he spells covfefe, and his mouth is only good enough to be putins rooster holder (you can interpret that ANY WAY you want)
He is such a trump
Trump is retarded
Donald J Duck would have been a better president than trump
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(n.) A word referring to someone so vile, so pompous, so elitist, so lacking of any sense of embarrassment, so racially and culturally insensitive, so misogynistic, so unforgiving of any personal action, that it encapsulates the very essence of such a person in one short word. Possibly the worst thing you could call anyone on the planet Earth.
A) Those feminazi cunts, thinking they're equal to men...
B) Holy... what a god damn Trump you are!
A) I just had sex with my daughter; oh, yeah, you better believe she loved it!
B) Shit! You're the biggest Trump I've ever met! Get the fuck away from me!
A) The Nazi's weren't that bad, really, when you think about it.
B) !!! What a fucking Trump!
etc., ad nauseam ... (Yes, it can get much worse than these examples)
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To tell a lie, or state a fake fact, and believe it's true
He said his he won the popular vote but when I saw the facts I knew it was a Trump!
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(verb) To bolster one's own opinion by making unsubstantiated claims and and labeling contradictory information as false.
The politician's Trump of climate change helped open the wildlife preserve to oil drilling.
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A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.
Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.
Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
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