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Australia a country that doesn't except another race or religion. Keeping it "White Austalia", excluding the Aboriginals.
Cronulla Riots....enough said
"If you hate it, leave Australia"
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a country in the southern hemisphere thats built on the slaughter of the original inhabitants and prides itself on that fact. they worship a foreign monarch in england and use dollars as currency so a bit like canada, but 20 times more boring with twice as many assholes. the women are all skinny with big teeth and the blokes all have skin cancer. it has a thriving television industry with "neighbours" and "home and away" being two of their biggest exports enjoyed by many an old folk and prison inmate.they claim to be good drinkers, but basing your drinking standards by the english isn't a good yard stick. sportswise they have a good rugby team and a swimmer with big feet but they stink at football.and the worlds most famous "good aussie bloke" russel crowe is in fact a kiwi
in australia they hate immigrants.
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great place but has shit arse weather
tred- fuk im gonna have 2 sell more stok bloody australian weather
dod- yer its either drought, windy, freezing or boilin hot
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Variant spelling for 'fly-ridden, hot shithole'
Oh hell, this is just like Australia!
Tourism in Australia is going from nowhere to nowhere with fuck all in between.
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A country/island that wishes Hummers were sold here. They would have a good use over here, we have the terrain that they could drive on, unlike the US, they use it for city driving, but in a way thats fun because if you have roadrage, its good to be in such a tough vehicle.
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The ULTIMATE place to live, no arrogant wanks who walk around with so much bling bling they fuking break their neck. We are the best at cricket, tennis and rugby and america sucks ass compared to us.We don't have stupid sports like grid-iron full of pussies with a ridiculous amount of protection. We dont have incredibley rich and a huge amount of homeless in the same vicinity eg. New York... and we don't have friggin guns poking out of our pants. Australia is best...
Australia is best
we dont have a population full of dooschbags who would elect george bush as president and arnie for governor (ie America)
(except matt stone and trey parker who are gods)
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A large, diverse country that culturally is like the UK & America in the 1950's.
A mostly anti intellectual, lazy, vacuous, boozy white population & overly sport obsessed. Sore losers, which is odd because most of its heroes are losers - The ANZACS at Gallipoli, Ned Kelly, Shane Warne.
A high standard of living due mostly to mining - selling iron ore to China which we buy back as cheap junk, thereby burying our own industry.
It has conveniently forgotten most of its ugly history, its Treatment of Aborigines Convicts White Australia Policy.
Australia has an entrenched inferiority complex means it has kowtowed to the UK & now America to defend it & do its thinking for it.
Not a very friendly place as some say, unless you like beer, tits, sport, can't spell & practice self abasement. Suspicious of people with big ideas.
Will turn into more of a gulag as political correctness competes with its racism. A sad place when you get thinking about it.
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