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Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.
mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
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The airline company that put Snoop Dogg on its "no-fly" list.
Do I need an example for British Airways?
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A girl who thinks that she's the shit, but in reality is not. Usually seen wearing skirts that barely fit, too much makeup and/or fake-tan, clutch purse in one hand, and a bottle of vodka in the other. She's most likely the first one to black out at a party or night out. She also has probably slept with every male within a ten mile radius of her location. Probably is going to have her first child before she turns 20.
"That bird over there has pulled every boy in our year"
"I know right, she's such a British girl!"
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canadian province with lots of weed
I smoked weed in Vancouver, British Columbia
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they have no teeth they love crumpets and tea and they speak minecraft enchantment table
"Oi bruv come down smithhingdam Knoll and ill show u who your bloody messin with ya dumb cunt" - british people
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When a British bloke or a bird sticks ice cubes up their rectum and catches the water as it melts in a glass.
Custard was very thirsty and need to get a refreshing drink, so she opted for British springwater.
A herbal substance, which when smoked produces a high somewhat similar to that of marijuana. However unlike marijuana, it is legal, does not show up in drug tests and costs $5 per gram. While the origins of this substance are unknown it is rumoured that the British are taxing it a penny per pound...
Tipsy: Let me get some of that British Delight.
Passerby: Don't buy that shit! Don't you know it's taxed by the British?