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True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.
Canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend
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A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.
"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
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An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.
John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.
After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.
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A popular Canadian drinking game where you take 6 cans of Molson Canadian and shake one vigorously. You then mix them up and 6 people must select a can to drink. The person who gets the exploding can must chug their beer.
After completing the chug it is customary to exclaim "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"
"Yo I just picked up 6 cans of Canadian"
"Sweet, let's play some Canadian-roulette"
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Performing felatio with ice in your mouth.
She gave me a Canadian Quiver with the ice left in the bottom of her cup.
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A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.
Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.
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A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.
"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."
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