committed listening

having a commitment to listening to a person you are talking to/on the phone with

wow Katie is good at committed listening

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Committing a Gordon

When somebody "Drowns" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Gordon"

Person 1: "Where did insert person go?"
Person 2: "They went to the pool and are busy committing a Gordon"

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Commitment Issues

cameron.

Cameron has Commitment Issues

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Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

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go commit die

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

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go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie

Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not

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go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."