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I learned about this today.
The Neolithic revolution is a transition from having to rely on hunting and gathering as your only source of food, to settling down.
You farmed and
domesticated animals / plants.
The Neolithic revolution was a new era
"The Neolithic Revolution is so useful"
" Yeah, if it wasn't for that we wouldn't have pets"
"My doggy!"
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a time in the future when everything will be powered by semen.
hank: the semen revolution has been the best thing ever. if i ever have to fill up my car all i have to do is fuck it.
Steve: it's made the world a better place
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A poorly done ending to a great trilogy.
The Matrix:Revolutions was disappointing.
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The act of attempting to new growth on a plant by chopping off all its branches.
Ever notice that a few decases after revolutions, the countries' economies go to Hell?
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The Nintendo Revolution is the next generation of Gaming, brought to you by nintendo. It is called the revolution because it "Revolutionizes" the way we game today.
It's controller looks like a Remote Control. It has in total (including the Analog attachment) 6 buttons. (Z1, Z2, A, B, a, b) Now correct me if i'm wrong, but most games now use more than 6 buttons, and almost all use at least 2 analog sticks. Also their, secret "revolutionary" function is that the controller can detect motion, adn replecate that in the game...
Basically, nintendo want's you to Sit there on your sofa waving your arms around like an idiot and expect to think of yourself as "cool" now some may tell you that: "Hey! you don't have to swing your arm, ayou can just move your wrists." Well you try and move your TV remote aroudn wit your wrists for a few hours? (hardcore gamers)
Nintendo is also trying to appeal to "non gamers" with the "familliar design of a remote control" Nintendo want's everyone to be able to pick up the controller and say, "Hey! this is fun." It's a nice plan i admit, but there is one fatal flaw...
Hardcore Gamers. These are the kinds of people who will spend a few hours a day playing video games. They only buy the best of the best games out there. They look for depth, gameplay, and length in a game. Also partially graphics.
Now, these people and "non gamers" don't really mix well when trying to cater to. Non gamers may not enjoy insanely complex puzzeles or 60hr storylines that hardcore gamers may want. This is the problem.
Nintendo may be catering to the "non gamers", but totally screwing over the hardcore gamers, the fans who have defended and supported them for a long time.
CASUAL
Hey! a nintendo Revolution. Let's play it!
Sure this could be fun
***A FEW MINUTES LATER***
Wow that was fun.
Ya seriously
HARDCORE
Hey a nintendo Revolution. I wanna try!
Ok let's go!
***A FEW HOURS LATER***
come on... That story was weak.... tis game only lasted a few hours...
Ya and my wrists hurt...
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Better than Reloaded,but everything is too repetative, once you've seen one big ball of matter explode you've seen them all. It's not the worst in the triology but it's still a disappointment.
If you gave a child a crayon, told him about the matrix I'm sure he'd have thought of something better than this shit, lets go watch LOTR.
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when a gentleman pushes a woman's breasts close together and then places her nipples inside his nostrils thus recieving pleasurable olfactory to mammory experience. The mammoral-olfactoral connection is one of the most coveted in many countries around the world. Especially Bangladesh.
Yo Sasquatch! Last night I was hiding in Danny's closet spying, and he gave Trishna the Good Ole' Industrial Revolution. She was moaning like a banshee!
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