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A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.
Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.
Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.
Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'
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-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.
-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.
Johnny made the group laugh when he did a sloth attack on Jim.
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a cum sloth is one who moves only for the sake of consuming cum. he/she loves cum in their mouths 24/7
guy1: dude she wouldn't leave her dorm until i told her i wanted head, then she came over and sucked my cock for an hour.
guy2: wow, what a cum sloth!!!
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after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.
friend: "what are you doing today?"
you: "sloth mode all day"
friend: "fuck yeah i got 8 blunts!"
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When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.
"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."
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The sloth who rapes people. An internet meme and usually contains sexual shizzles.
Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Sloth: Cause ima br draggon my ballz all over your face.
Rape Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Rape Sloth: Cause ima be dragon my ballz all over your face.
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This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.
Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!