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To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.
Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.
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To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.
Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did
Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight
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Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.
So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.
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PRONOUN: A bitter, thieving,
self-absorbed, backstabbing, tantrum-prone, spastic jackass.
The SMURF has the combined (worst) character traits of Nelson Muntz Simpsons, Eddie HaskleBeaver,
Arnold HorshakWelcome Back,
Lex LuthorS.M., &
Nellie OlsonLittle House.
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A derogatory term for the Ultramarines Chapter of the Space Marines of Warhammer 40k Universe due to their light blue colors
Ah jeez, here come the SMurfs
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some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!
Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!
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When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.
We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.
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