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These b!tc#es that won't stop fucking pepper spraying me!
Amogus Person: Have you ever heard of the student council?
Amogus Crewmate: Yeah, I heard those bitches
The Student Council: Surprise! *pepper sprays amogus*
Screen reads: Killed by a student council member, Amogus
Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.
Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”
A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.
Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas
There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.
2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.
3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.
Did you see Abby? She is a total type-1 nursing student, she even wore lulu socks to the gym yesterday!
Wow, Jamie is a total type-2 nursing student, they're so nice! But I saw them roll their eyes at instructor Mike the other day, that was priceless.
Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.
Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.
those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic
A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.
Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*