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Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
Thor Odinson is a little pussy.
thor solos your favourite verse
someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?
some mf named doctor idk: thor solos
Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.
The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school
My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.
Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.
Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.
hottest man(god) alive.
chris hemsworth.
thor the god of thunder is hot.
Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."