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After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.
My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.
Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.
The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.
Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.
-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
When you are such a sweaty tryhard you incarnate Zeus
Bruh tell me why this mans is a Zeus fiend
What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.
In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.
"My boyfriend did the Zeus to me!!! He cheated on me"