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political accident

The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.

There is no such thing as a political accident.

by Frosty DST March 26, 2019


Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o

Construction Accidents Lawyers

by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022


Skiing Accident

When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.

Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.

Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.

by lightningrat February 3, 2022


Boreding Accident

When you give your seed phrase to a scammers and they steal your Bored Ape

I lost another Bored Ape in a boreding accident

by validators December 13, 2021


alphabetical accidents

BACKcident: Where you either throw out your spine, or run over/into something while driving in reverse
FAXcident: An "oopsie" (such as garbled or overly-sensitive data) regarding printed material dat you sent over da phone lines
HACKcident: A major computer-related screw-up due to your not having updated your malware-shield recently enough
JACKcident: Depending on which version --- original vs. modern --- of da poem you read, this term can mean: (1) what Jill's male companion suffered due to his losing his footing near da top of da hill where da well was, or (2) what JILL HERSELF suffered when she had unprotected sex wif da pot-smoking Jack, and forgot to take her pill at da time. Can also refer to: (3) what can happen if you don't position your mechanical lifting-device properly when changing a tire, or (4) da painful experience dat you'd get when stepping on an unseen knobby/spikey-toy in your stocking-feet!

Additional examples of alphabetical accidents include:
LAXcident: Refers to either: (1) an unfortunate mishap due to one or more people's not being careful/attentive/cautious enough, or (2) an unexpected calamity at da big airport in Southern California
MAXcident: What insurance-fraud crooks try to create so as to collect da biggest payout dat they possibly can from their injury/damage-related policies
PAXcident: A messy screw-up at da annual gaming-festival
RACKcident: A debacle regarding either a welded-metal wares-platform or da triangular frame for corralling da balls in table-tennis
SACKcident: Refers to either: (1) a messy spillage from a burlap bag, or (2) getting a girl preggo when sharing her sleeping-bag
TACKcident: An unforeseen "big ouch" incident similar to Definition #4 of "Jackcident"
TAXcident: Where you inadvertently let slip about undeclared assets to da IRS
WAXcident: Da unfortunate results of having da hair-removal medium too hot when spreading it on your excessively-furred skin
YAKcident: Refers to either: (1) where you majorly put your foot in your mouth due to uninhibited/indiscreet blabbing, or (2) a mishap regarding a huge hairy mammal with massive curling horns

by QuacksO July 23, 2021


Accidance

Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.

"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"

"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."

"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."

by Dooodshhhh November 10, 2011


the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more

person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

by spaceleoin February 18, 2022