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AP Literature and Composition is an Advanced Placement course. It often includes soul-crushing realizations and suicidal tendencies.
John: Did you do your AP Literature essay?
Zack: Nah man, We're all gonna die anyway.
A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.
Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.
Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
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A fat middle aged man living in a big city with a poor internet connection
Example 1:
I would come play Fortnite with you but my internet connection is horrible. Yes, I am a City Ape.
Example 2:
Tom: Hey Hank! Download this cool video game!
Hank: OK, it is going to take 8 hours though.
Tom: What? How?
Hank: My download speed is 500 kbps even though i'm living in the city. My ISP sucks and i'm going to sue them.
Tom: That makes you a City Ape!
A very proficient credit card scammer.
How did he get all that MCM?
Oh he’s Big AP.
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A class taken by naive sophomores and one junior that didn't heed the warnings of the poor souls before them. If you are debating on taking this, I don't recommend it unless you are a god of anti-procrastination. If you do decide to do it, be warned that it WILL leave a bad taste in your mouth for future AP classes. The reason for this is the feeling of futility that surrounds you once you realize that everything you learned about the War of the (fill in the blank) and the Whatever The Fuck Crisis was for nothing apart from that one question on Trivia Crack. Also, if you have a teacher that doesn't lecture the entire year but still expects you to do well on the chapter tests every friday and get a 5 on the AP exam, then you must go to SCHS and be clinically depressed (I'm sorry).
WARNING ** This class will make you question the point of education and life as you know it ** WARNING
First day of school
Mom: Hey son, got any homework tonight?
Son: Yeah, AP Euro
Mom: Oh really? I meant that as a joke, it's the first day of school...
Son: Well, it can't be THAT bad, right?
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Friday, May 6th 2016
I emerged from the testing hall and was filled with a strange but vaguely familiar warmth. What was it, that filled my body so gloriously with rays of strength and euphoria. I opened my faded and bloodshot eyes that hadn't seen anything other than Jackson J. Spielvogel's Western Civilization 9th Edition textbook for 8 months. I gazed at the horizon at a bright but pleasant light.
"Sun..." I whispered aloud, remembering the name of the post Scientific Revolution center of the solar system. My eyes wandered to the fields of trees dotting the horizon, and the numbness I felt from the test began to wear off. I had a new melancholic emptiness inside me, a hole in my heart from the now useless information of the entirety of European history encompassing the later middle ages until the present day. My faded and bloodshot eyes welled with tears of happiness, as though I had finally regained something I had lost a long time ago. I took my first few steps as a new person. I was home now. I was free.
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A game released for the original Playstation. It was the first playstation game to require use of the DualShock controller, which was the first playstation controller with sticks. The game involves you trying to capture monkeys in nets. There are also boss fights every now and then. There are also minigame's which you can unlock.
It was also remade on the PSP, but the only difference is the minigames.
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Child abuse, plain and simple.
My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.
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